Mitch and I:
"Have you been smokin' the mary?"
"....on Mars, it doesn't matter who you are"
"Could I be on America's Next Top Model, but like the petite version?"
"I feel like a pioneer"
"How old are you? 22, how many kids do you have, 23"
"This is what Obama did to me!"
"I was famous once, I was the little glitter thing that came off of someone in Avatar, my name was even in the credits"
"Your hauz, is soooo big"
Kassandra and I:
"It's going to be easy to catch me....but I'm turbo"
"Out of all animals, you choose to be that"
"I am like, wanting to be a Victoria Secret model, but ummm"
"Just get your sister to go after her"
"Were so ghetto"
Mother and I:
"Mom, you have blue like all over your face" ( as we both laughed for a good 5 minutes straight)
"I really hope I won't ever have to drive a mini van...you don't seem like the mini van type Kellie"
"I would never want to be your roomate"
"Mom, we never say anything interesting to each other.....we have lots" (as she waves a knife around)
"We're kinda boring honey, we are boring...are we boring? or just not drama, there's a difference"
Facundo and I:
"....just like how you farted on Mitch's cat.. I did NOT do that to his cat!"
"He calls her all sorts of weird names... if you called me that, I would laugh at you"
"....it's just a cartoon, you shut up!"
"NAH NAH!"
And Other's:
"I kinda want him to cry"
"I use to look like Lady GaGa"
"Have you ever seen that movie Obsessed....What! do you think I'm obsessed now?!"
"Just act like your dead, nobody wants to punch a dead person"
"Hey guys what are you doing today, What? what is this, your asking me to predict the future Dee, how am I suppose to predict the future?!"
"Flip, Flip, Flip-idelphia"
