help a sista out

so, i haven't blogged in.. forever but i need to ask a huge favor for anyone who reads and.. you know, wants to help me out.
I got a new job working for Vector marketing, also known as.. selling knives.
If anyone is willing to have me come to their home, or talk over the phone and do a demo to show you what I am selling. There won't be any pressure to buy anything, because I get paid wether or not someone buys anything. I would like to say that they are amazing knives though, and I could hook ya'll up with a deal.
I really want to succeed in this job and possibly get a promotion. Would you be willing to help a family member/friend out?
If having me come to your house or do a online demo is too hard for you then... wow.. you know?
Please, if whoever is reading this HELP ME OUT.
Email me, facebook me, call or text me. Come to my house randomly and we can sit down and I will show you my awesome knife skills. We could even make a little meal!
Whatever would make you more comfortable.

Like I said, no pressure.. seriously!
Also, if you know anyone who is looking for great knifes that will last you 7-10 years with a life time warranty, let me know!

You will be doing me such a HUGE SOLID!
C'mon.. help a sista out.